i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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