PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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