At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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