normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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