i don't like sucking hair
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
