We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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