Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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