Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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