Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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