Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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