who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you didnt know i had herpes?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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