I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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