Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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