Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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