i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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