Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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