you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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