office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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