We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Panties = found
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize