You work out of a Hotel?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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