My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
false alarm, still single
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
