i think my mom watched the whole time
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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