Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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