This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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