Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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