You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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