my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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