she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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