She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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