just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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