I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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