I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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