North Korea, Best Korea!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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