it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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