Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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