By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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