Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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