that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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