butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i love accidental penises.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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