He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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