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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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