he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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