We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
