Ambien. No doubt about it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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