Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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