Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
