come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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