it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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