in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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