There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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