we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Sober January is a disaster.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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