Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
