This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
