So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
